MATCHUPS WEEK 12

LAURA HOLT
PONCH

RED FRAGGLE
BLAIR WARNER

LAURA INGALLS
AJ SIMON

ISAAC
FERRIS BUELLER

MOOGIE
SPELLBOUND

CAROL SEAVER
SNARF

COLT SEAVERS
MRS. KING

WILLIS JACKSON
RUDY HUXTABLE

Standings -- Week 11

1. Carol Seaver 10-1, 651
2. Ponch 8-3, 556
3. Moogie, 7-4, 556
4. Colt Seavers, 7-4, 519
5. Rudy Huxtable, 6-4-1, 614
6. Isaac, 6-5, 579
7. A.J. Simon 5-5-1, 456
8. Laura Ingalls Wilder, 5-6, 553
9. Mrs. King, 5-6 , 544
10. Red Fraggle, 5-6, 537
11. Snarf 5-6, 387
12. Ferris Bueller, 4-7, 430
13. Laura Holt, 4-7, 427
14. Spellbound, 4-7, 399
15. Blair Warner, 3-8, 485
16. Willis Jackson, 3-8, 380

(edited to give Mrs. King a score, obviously excited about her Emmy appearance!)

Preliminary Matchup Results -- Week 11

Most of these games were pretty comfortable -- I did recheck the AJ/RF game, but that or the others may have mistakes. Jessica won the week for everybody with a dominating game.

LAURA HOLT 27
BLAIR WARNER 50

RED FRAGGLE 45
AJ SIMON 50

LAURA INGALLS 73
FERRIS BUELLER 45

ISAAC 78
SPELLBOUND 21

MOOGIE 52
SNARF 29

CAROL SEAVER 73
COLT SEAVERS 36

PONCH 40
RUDY HUXTABLE 83

WILLIS JACKSON 34
MRS. KING 48

Preliminary Scores -- Week 11

Most of the games weren't that close, so I didn't go over it with a fine-tooth comb, and I may have missed a clutch purse here or there, so please feel free to double-check if you'd like.

Angelina Jolie 10
Ashlee Simpson -3
Ben Affleck 0
Beyonce 3
Brad Pitt 3
Britney Spears 1
Brody Jenner 2
Busta Rhymes 0
Carmen Electra 0
Channing Tatum 0
Charlie Sheen 2
Chris Robinson 2
Christina Aguilera 4
Colin Farrell 0
Conan O'Brien 1
Courtney Cox 0
Denise Richards 2
Dick Clark 0
Ellen Pompeo 0
Eva Longoria 2
Evangeline Lilly 2
Gene Simmons 0
Gwen Stefani 1
Heather Locklear 2
Heidi Klum 6
Hillary Duff 4
Janet Jackson 0
Jennifer Aniston 1
Jennifer Garner 1
Jennifer Lopez 1
Jeremy Piven 1
Jessica Biel 0
Jessica Simpson 30
Justin Timberlake 2
Kate Hudson 4
Katherine Heigl 3
Katie Holmes 9
Kevin Federline 2
Kid Rock 0
Kiefer Sutherland 1
Lance Armstrong 2
Lance Bass 0
Lindsay Lohan 3
Maggie Gyllenhaal 1
Mark Wahlberg 0
Matt Damon 0
Mel Gibson 1
Nick Lachey 1
Nicole Kidman 0
Nicole Richie 2
Owen Wilson 3
P Diddy 0
Pam Anderson 0
Paris Hilton 2
Paul McCartney 0
Samuel L. Jackson 0
Shannon Tweed 0
Tom Cruise 9
Tori Spelling 2
Vanessa Minnillo 6
Vince Vaughn 1
Wentworth Miller 2

Cover Week 11

Jessica Simpson: 13 points
John Mayer: 3 points
Mariska Hargitay (she had back fat and gets an inset?!): 3 points
Tom Cruise: 3 points
Katie Holmes: 3 points
Angelina Jolie: 3 points

Preliminary Scores
Rudy Huxtable: 22 points
Isaac, Your Bartender: 22 points
Laura Ingalls Wilder: 19 points
Carol Seaver: 19 points
AJ Simon: 9 points
Ferris Bueller: 9 points
Mrs. King: 9 points
Moogie: 9 points
Ponch: 9 points
Blair Warner: 9 points
Red Fraggle: 6 points
Snarf: 6 points
Colt Seavers: 6 points
Willis Jackson: 6 points
Laura Holt: 3 points
Spellbound: 3 points

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AJ SIMON WEEK 11

(Emailed to L.H. last night)

The Emmy-heavy edition of the AJ Simon juggernaut -- was going to put Alfre Woodard on here if she hadn't gotten robbed for her hysterical turn on that "comedy" Desperate Housewives.

WOMEN:
Christina Aguilera
Jennifer Aniston
Katherine Heigl
Katie Holmes
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Evangeline Lilly

MEN:
Dick Clark
Tom Cruise
Nick Lachey
Wentworth Miller
Conan O'Brien
Keifer Sutherland
Owen Wilson

(edited to reflect alphabetical order)

Team Red Fraggle, Week 11

Women
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Heidi Klum
Evangeline Lilly
Jennifer Lopez
Britney Spears
Tori Spelling

Men
Tom Cruise
Kevin Federline
Brody Jenner
Nick Lachey
Jeremy Piven
Vince Vaughn
Owen Wilson

LIW - Week 11

Katie Holmes
Kate Hudson
Ellen Pompeo
Vanessa Minillo
Nicole Richie
Jessica Simpson
Tori Spelling

Tom Cruise
K-Fed
Brody Jenner
Nick Lachey
Charlie Sheen
Vince Vaughn
Owen Wilson

Snarf-Week 11

Women
Beyonce
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kate Holmes
Janet Jackson
Ashley Simpson
Britney Spears
Shannon Tweed

Mens
Lance Armstrong
Lance Bass
Tom Cruise
K-Fed
Gene Simmons
Justin Timberlake
Owen Wilson

Isaac's Team, Week 11

Tom Cruise
KFed
Nick Lachey
Conan O'Brien
Charlie Sheen
Kiefer Sutherland
Owen Wilson

Katie Holmes
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Heather Locklear
Nicole Richie
Jessica Simpson
Tori Spelling

Accessory of the week, week 11

Accessory of the week: a clutch purse. For the uninitiated, a clutch purse is a small handheld purse (usually without handles but sometimes with a short handle). The celebrity must have the clutch in her hand.

Week 11 matchups

Laura Holt vs. Blair Warner
Red Fraggle vs. AJ Simon
Laura Ingalls Wilder vs. Ferris Bueller
Isaac, Your Bartender vs. Spellbound
Moogie vs. Snarf
Carol Seaver vs. Colt Seavers
Rudy Huxtable vs. Ponch
Willis Jackson vs. Mrs. King

Overall Standings, Week 10

1. Carol Seaver, 9-1-0, 578 points
2. Ponch, 8-2-0, 516 points
3. Colt Seavers, 7-3-0, 483 points
4. Moogie, 6-4-0, 504 points
5. Rudy Huxtable, 5-4-1, 531 points
6. Isaac, Your Bartender, 5-5-0, 501 points
7. Red Fraggle, 5-5-0, 492 points
8. Snarf, 5-5-0, 358 points
9. AJ Simon, 4-5-1, 406 points
10. Mrs. King, 4-6-0, 496 points
11. Laura Ingalls Wilder, 4-6-0, 480 points
12. Laura Holt, 4-6-0, 400 points
13. Ferris Bueller, 4-6-0, 385 points
14. Spellbound, 4-6-0, 378 points
15. Willis Jackson, 3-7-0, 346 points
16. Blair Warner, 2-8-0, 435 points

Head-to-head results, Week 10

Laura Holt 22 points vs. AJ Simon 33 points
Red Fraggle 58 points vs. Ferris Bueller 26 points
Laura Ingalls Wilder 52 points vs. Spellbound 20 points
Isaac, Your Bartender 44 points vs. Snarf 36 points
Moogie 52 points vs. Colt Seavers 37 points
Carol Seaver 51 points vs. Mrs. King 24 points
Rudy Huxtable 47 points vs. Blair Warner 36 points
Ponch 51 points vs. Willis Jackson 18 points

Celebrity scores, week 10

Week 10 celebrity scores (accessory of the week--microphone on the body--is in parentheses and is also included in the total)

Ben Affleck 0
Jessica Alba 1
Christina Aguilera 5
Pamela Anderson 2
Jennifer Aniston 3
Travis Barker 1
Mischa Barton 2
Lance Bass 0
Kristen Bell 1
Jessica Biel 5
Rachel Bilson 2
Orlando Bloom 2
Kate Bosworth 4
Kelly Clarkson 0
George Clooney 1
Sean Combs 0
Dane Cook 1
Courtney Cox 3
Tom Cruise 1
Matt Damon 0
Cameron Diaz 1
Hilary Duff 1
Carmen Electra 4
Colin Farrell 0
Kevin Federline 2 (1 w/microphone)
Will Ferrell 0
Jennifer Garner 1
Mel Gibson 2
Paris Hilton (-5)
Kate Hudson 18
Janet Jackson 0
Samuel L. Jackson 0
Scarlett Johanssen 1
Angelina Jolie 1
Star Jones-Reynolds 2
John Karr 0
Nicole Kidman 3
Bruno Kirby 0
Heidi Klum 1
Beyonce Knowles 1
Nick Lachey 3
Heather Locklear 2
Lindsay Lohan (-2)
Eva Longoria 1
Jennifer Lopez (-1)
Madonna 2
Paul McCartney 3
Matthew McConaughey 1
Katherine McPhee 11
Heather Mills 4
Vanessa Minnillo 2
Shanna Moakler 1
Dave Navarro 0
Haley Joel Osment 1
Brad Pitt 2
Jon-Benet Ramsey 0
Busta Rhymes 0
Nicole Richie (-2)
Denise Richards 0
Chris Robinson 2
Kid Rock 2
Ashlee Simpson 2 (1 w/microphone)
Jessica Simpson 9
Britney Spears 2
Tori Spelling 6
Gewn Stefani 0
Channing Tatum 1
Uma Thurman 1
Justin Timberlake 1
Vince Vaughn 1
Mark Wahlberg 1
Owen Wilson 8
Robin Williams 0

Cover, week 10

I didn't think Hudson would make the cover twice in a row, but what do I know?

Kate Hudson: 10 points
Jessica Simpson: 3 points
Katherine McPhee: 3 points
Fergie: 6 points

Scores based on cover only:
Laura Ingalls Wilder: 13 points (Hudson, Simpson)
Red Fraggle: 13 points (Hudson, Simpson)
Carol Seaver: 13 points (Hudson, Simpson)
Moogie: 13 points (Hudson, Simpson)
Isaac, Your Bartender: 13 points (Hudson, Simpson)
Snarf: 10 points (Hudson)
Colt Seavers: 10 points (Hudson)
Rudy Huxtable: 10 points (Hudson)
Ponch: 10 points (Hudson)
Blair Warner: 10 points (Hudson)
A.J. Simon: 10 points (Hudson)
Ferris Bueller: 3 points (McPhee)
Mrs. King: 0 points
Laura Holt: 0 points
Willis Jackson: 0 points
Spellbound: 0 points

LIW Week 10

Pamela Anderson
Jessica Biel
Katie Holmes
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Richie
Jessica Simpson

Tom Cruise
Kevin Federline
John Karr
Nick Lachey
Kid Rock
Justin Timberlake
Owen Wilson

Snarf-Week 10

Women
Christina Aguilera
Pam Anderson
Beyonce
Kate Hudson
Janet Jackson
Nicole Ritchie
Britney Spears


Mens
David Beckham
Dane Cook
Tom Cruise
K Fed
Nick Lachey
Kid Rock
Justin Timberlake

Team Red Fraggle, Week 10

Women
Pamela Anderson
Jessica Biel
Rachel Bilson
Katie Holmes
Kate Hudson
Vanessa Minnillo
Jessica Simpson

Men
Dane Cook
Kevin Federline
Nick Lachey
Brad Pitt
Justin Timberlake
Vince Vaughn
Owen Wilson

Week 10 matchups

Sorry, totally forgot to post these!

Laura Holt vs. AJ Simon
Red Fraggle vs. Ferris Bueller
Laura Ingalls Wilder vs. Spellbound
Isaac, Your Bartender vs. Snarf
Moogie vs. Colt Seavers
Carol Seaver vs. Mrs. King
Rudy Huxtable vs. Blair Warner
Ponch vs. Willis Jackson

Isaac's Team, Week 10

Katie Holmes
Kate Hudson
Anglina Jolie
Vanessa Minillo
JonBenet Ramsey
Nicole Richie
Jessica Simpson


KFed
Mel Gibson
John Mark Karr
Bruno Kirby
Chris Robinson
Robin Williams
Owen Wilson

Overall standings, week 9

1. Carol Seaver, 8-1-0, 527 points
2. Ponch, 7-2-0, 465 points
3. Colt Seavers, 7-2-0, 446 points
4. Moogie, 5-4-0, 452 points
5. Snarf, 5-4-0, 322 points
6. Rudy Huxtable, 4-4-1, 484 points
7. Mrs. King, 4-5-0, 479 points
8. Isaac, Your Bartender, 4-5-0, 457 points
9. Red Fraggle, 4-5-0, 434 points
10. Laura Holt, 4-5-0, 378 points
11. Ferris Bueller, 4-5-0, 359 points
12. Spellbound, 4-5-0, 358 points
13. A.J. Simon, 3-5-1, 373 points
14. Laura Ingalls Wilder, 3-6-0, 428 points
15. Willis Jackson, 3-6-0, 328 points
16. Blair Warner, 2-7-0, 399 points

Head-to-head results, Week 9

Laura Holt 36 points vs. Ferris Bueller 33 points
Red Fraggle 36 points vs. Spellbound 29 points
Laura Ingalls Wilder 47 points vs. Snarf 50 points
Isaac, Your Bartender 36 points vs. Colt Seavers 49 points
Moogie 61 points vs. Carol Seaver 64 points
AJ Simon 54 points vs. Rudy Huxtable 54 points
Willis Jackson 46 points vs. Blair Warner 36 points
Ponch 61 points vs. Mrs. King 46 points

Note that we have a one-point match this week. No one backed up my scoring, so if someone wants to go through the magazine to do so, please let me know. Otherwise I will go through it again (at least for Rudy's and AJ's teams).

Edited to add: Rudy went back and rescored both her team and AJ's and found that I made a mistake in scoring Brad Pitt--I only gave him three points, but should have given him four (in his last photo in the magazine he is carrying Zahara). So I edited everyone's team who had Pitt, adding a point in head-to-head and overall matchups. As a result, Rudy and AJ tied for the week, which is reflected in the standings.

Scoring update and accessory of the week

Okay, AJ just e-mailed me and since I went ahead and posted the preliminary scores, I'm going to finish out the scoring this week. Everything will be posted soon.

Accessory of the week--a microphone in the celebrity's hand or attached to the celebrity in some way (such as a headpiece-type device).

Week 9 scoring

AJ told me that he is going to do the scoring for week 9, so the results as well as week 10's accessory of the week, should be forthcoming.

Celebrity scores, week 9

Thank goodness Britney carries her baby everywhere! Her points doubled because of the accessory of the week (babe in arms)--she was carrying Sean Preston in every picture that ran. The score for each celebrity is below, with the number of babes in arms photos in parentheses (those numbers are already reflected in the overall total).

Ben Affleck 3 (one babe in arms)
Christina Aguilera 1
Pam Anderson 1
Jennifer Aniston 6
Lance Armstrong 3
Travis Barker 1
Mischa Barton 1
Lance Bass 1
Kristin Bell 0
George Clooney 0
Sean "P. Diddy" Combs 1
Courtney Cox 1
Tom Cruise 3
Matt Damon 0
Cameron Diaz 3
Hilary Duff 1
Carmen Electra 1
Colin Farrell 0
Kevin Federline 0
Will Ferrell 7
Jamie Foxx 1
Mel Gibson 0
Josh Hartnett 0
Katie Holmes 5
Kate Hudson 22 (one baby in arms)
Janet Jackson 3
Samuel L. Jackson 1
Ron Jeremy 0
Scarlet Johanssen 1
Angelina Jolie 4
Nicole Kidman 1
Heidi Klum 1
Nick Lachey 6
Lindsay Lohan 3
Paul McCartney 0
Matthew McConaughey 7
Katherine McPhee 1
Heather Mills 0
Vanessa Minillo 5
Shanna Moaklar 1
Kate Moss 0
Dave Navarro 0
Lou Diamond Phillips 0
Brad Pitt 4 (one babe in arms)
Denise Richards 4 (one babe in arms)
Nicole Richie 8
Kid Rock 1
Ashlee Simpson 1
Britney Spears 8 (4 babes in arms)
Spelling 0
Stefani 2 (one babe in arms)
Channing Tatum 0
Justin Timberlake 3
Vince Vaughn 3
Kanye West 1

Overall Standings, Week 8

These are the overall standings after week 8. I noticed that AJ said he was going to score this week (week 9) but I'm not sure if that was confirmed, so I will start on that next. Hopefully I can have those scores and standings up before the end of tonight and then everything will be set for tomorrow.

1. Carol Seaver, 7-1-0, 463 points
2. Ponch, 6-2-0, 404 points
3. Colt Seavers, 6-2-0, 397 points
4. Moogie, 5-3-0, 391 points
5. Mrs. King, 4-4-0, 433 points
6. Rudy Huxtable, 4-4-0, 430 points
7. Isaac, Your Bartender, 4-4-0, 421 points
8. Spellbound, 4-4-0, 329 points
9. Ferris Bueller, 4-4-0, 326 points
10. Snarf, 4-4-0, 272 points
11. Red Fraggle, 3-5-0, 398 points
12. Laura Ingalls Wilder, 3-5-0, 381 points
13. Laura Holt, 3-5-0, 342 points
14. A.J. Simon, 3-5-0, 319 points
15. Blair Warner, 2-6-0, 363 points
16. Willis Jackson, 2-6-0, 282 points

Week 8, final head-to-head

Laura Holt 30 points vs. Spellbound 56 points
Red Fraggle 18 points vs. Snarf 26 points
Laura Ingalls Wilder 53 points vs. Colt Seavers 28 points
Isaac, Your Bartender 36 points vs. Carol Seaver 47 points
Moogie 32 points vs. Mrs. King 74 points
Ferris Bueller 31 points vs. Rudy Huxtable 42 points
A.J. Simon 49 points vs. Willis Jackson 37 points
Ponch 27 points vs. Blair Warner 70 points

Final scores, week 8, finally

I have italicized the scores that are different in final form than they were when Holt counted them as preliminary scores. Week 8's accessory was the cell phone. When choosing it I didn't think of the Blackberry/Sidekick issue. I counted any cell phone, Blackberry, Treo or Sidekick as a cell phone here. Since we don't know if said celeb has cell service on it, but all are capable of being cells, they all counted. I put in parentheses if a celebrity got points for having a cell, but those points are already reflected in the final score.

Finally, I had lower scores than Holt for Pam Anderson, Jennifer Aniston, Kid Rock (when you factor in his cell) and Vince Vaughn. I went through the magazine four times specifically looking for the extra point she had for them, and couldn't find it. So if Holt or someone else thinks I was wrong and there was an extra photo of any of them, please send me the page numbers of all of the photos so I can see where I went wrong, because I truly can't find anything else.

Aguilera 2
Anderson 6
Aniston 23
Barton (-1)
Bass 2
Beckinsale
Bell
Berry
Cage 2
Cruise 1
Cruz 1
Diaz 1
Dicaprio
Diddy 1
Electra 3
Farrell, Colin 0
Ferrell, Will 1
Federline
Foxx
Gibson 2
Gylenhaal,M 4
Hilton 2
Holmes
Hudson 5
Jackman
Jameson 1
Jeremy
Johannsen 3
Jolie 8
Jones
Kidman 1
Knightley
Knowles 1
Lachey 3
Law
Ledger
Lohan 3
Longoria 1
Madonna (-1) (one point for cell phone)
McConnaghey
McPhee 3
Metcalfe
Miller (-2)
Minillo 2
Navarro 1
Niarchos
Peet
Perry
Phillippe
Pitt 6 (one point for cell phone)
Portman (-2) (one point for cell phone)
Richie 3
Rock 4 (one point for cell phone)
Roddick 1
Simpson,A 9
Simpson,J 14
Spelling 5
Thurman 1
Timberlake 1
Vaughn 20

Scoring update from week 8

Holt scored last week, but is now away and never had a chance to put together the final scores as well as the week eight overall standings. I am going to do that this morning. That will then make it easier for the week nine scores to be tallied up.

Early Returns -- Week 9

Adultery is probably not the way to go about it, but I think Kate Hudson and the Butterscotch Stallion are going to be our generation's Hepburn/Tracy. They get started on being the iconic couple of the 21st century on the cover this week, with insets on Jessica Simpson with a Message for Nick; Katie Holmes, proud mother of somebody who, Jada Pinkett Smith insists, is real; and Nicole Richie explaining why she snapped (probably something to do with not eating).
I can score this week if nobody is desperate to score themselves.

LAURA HOLT 0
FERRIS BUELLER 3

RED FRAGGLE 3
SPELLBOUND 6

LAURA INGALLS 3
SNARF 6

ISAAC 3
COLT SEAVERS 3

MOOGIE 13
CAROL SEAVER 16

AJ SIMON 13
RUDY HUXTABLE 13

BLAIR WARNER 3
WILLIS JACKSON 6

PONCH 16
MRS. KING 6

Standings

If the playoffs began today (and it would be odd if they did, given that we're only halfway through the season) Carol and Ponch would have the byes, with Colt, Moogie, Mrs. King, and Rudy edging out Isaac to make the 6-team field. This week really demonstrated (for good or bad) the features of the teams changing weekly -- a 6-1 team lost to a 1-6 team by 50 points.

TEAM W L GB

1. Carol Seaver 7 1 -
2. Ponch 6 2 1
3. Colt Seavers 6 2 1
4. Moogie 5 3 2
5. Isaac, Your Bartender 4 4 3
6 Ferris Bueller 4 4 3
7. Rudy Huxtable 4 4 3
8. Mrs. King 4 4 3
9. Spellbound 4 4 3
10. Snarf 4 4 3
11. Red Fraggle 3 5 4
12. Laura Holt 3 5 4
13. Laura Ingalls Wilder 3 5 4
14. A.J. Simon 3 5 4
15. Willis Jackson 2 6 5
16. Blair Warner 2 6 5

Snarf: Week 9

Women
Pam Anderson
Cameron Diaz
Kate Holmes
Janet Jackson
Nicole Ritchie
Britney Spears
Gwen Stefani

Mens
Lance Armstrong
K Fed
Ron Jeremy
Nick Lachey
Mathew McConaughey
Kid Rock
Justin Timberlake

Team Red Fraggle, Week 9

Kickin' it old school...

Women
Pam Anderson
Mischa Barton
Katie Holmes
Angelina Jolie
Kate Moss
Britney Spears
Tori Spelling

Men
Kevin Federline
Nick Lachey
Paul McCartney
Brad Pitt
Kid Rock
Justin Timberlake
Vince Vaughn

LIW Week 9

Pamela Anderson
Carmen Electra
Katie Holmes
Angelina Jolie
Vanessa Minillo
Denise Richards
Britney Spears

Tom Cruise
Kevin Federline
Nick Lachey
Dave Navarro
Brad Pitt
Justin Timberlake
Vince Vaughn

Isaac's Team, Week 9

This time, I'm not sending our list from a plane and there are no snakes

Pam Anderson
Jennifer Aniston
Carmen Electra
Angelina Jolie
Vanessa Minnillo
Nicole Richie
Ashlee Simpson

Tom Cruise
KFed
Josh Hartnett
Samuel L. Jackson
Dave Navarro
Justin Timberlake
Vince Vaughn

AJ SIMON WEEK 9

I'm starting to think I might try Isaac's random approach . . .

WOMEN:
Pam Anderson
Kate Holmes
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Heidi Klum
Lindsay Lohan
Ashlee Simpson

MEN:
George Clooney
Matt Damon
Will Ferrell
Mel Gibson
Nick Lachey
Kid Rock
Justin Timberlake

Cover, Week 8

Another shocker:
Jennifer Aniston: 10 points
Vince Vaughn: 10 points
Angelina Jolie: 3 points
Jessica Simpson: 3 points
Ashlee Simpson: 3 points

Preliminary scores:
Mrs. King: 23 points
Blair Warner: 23 points
Laura Ingalls Wilder: 16 points
Spellbound: 10 points
Willis Jackson: 10 points
A.J. Simon: 6 points
Carol Seaver: 6 points
Isaac, Your Bartender: 3 points
Moogie: 3 points
Rudy Huxtable: 3 points
Laura Holt: 3 points
Red Fraggle: 0 points
Snarf: 0 points
Ponch: 0 points
Colt Seavers: 0 points
Ferris Bueller: 0 points

AJ Simon, Week 8

Women:
Pam Anderson
Kate Hudson
Carmen Electra
Katie Holmes
Vanessa Minnillo
Ashley Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Men:
Tom Cruise
K-Fed
Willl Ferrell
Nick Lachey
Dave Navarro
Kid Rock
Ryan Phillippe

submitted via e-mail before midnight, time-stamp reads 11:58.

Team Red Fraggle, Week 8

Women
Pamela Anderson
Penelope Cruz
Cameron Diaz
Katie Holmes
Star Jones
Lindsay Lohan
Natalie Portman

Men
Tom Cruise
Mel Gibson
Kevin Federline
Dave Navarro
Stavros Niarchos
Kid Rock
Justin Timberlake

Snarf-Week 8

Women
Pam Anderson
Cameron Diaz
Paris Hilton
Kate Holmes
Jenna Jameson
Eva Longoria
Tori Spelling

Mens
K Fed
Mel Gibson
Ron Jeremy
Nick Lachey
Mathew McConaughey
Kid Rock
Justin Timberlake

Holt's Hail Mary Week 8 Picks

Pamela Anderson
Halle Berry
Katie Holmes
Lindsay Lohan
Madonna
Nicole Richie
Ashlee Simpson

Colin Farrell
Nick Lachey
Heath Ledger
Matthew McConnaghey
Dave Navarro
Stavros Niarchos
Kid Rock

Isaac, Your Bartender's week 8

Women
Christina aguilera
Pam anderson
Cameron diaz
Katie holmes
Scarlet johanssen
Angelina jolie
Lindsay lohan

Men
Nick cage
Tom cruise
Kfed
Mel gibson
Nick lachey
Kid rock
Justin timberlake

Moogie, Week 8

Women:
Mischa Barton
Kate Beckinsale
Katie Holmes
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Ritchie
Ashlee Simpson

Men:
Tom Cruise
Kevin Federline
Will Ferrel
Jamie Foxx
Mel Gibson
Nick Lachey
Justin Timberlake

Laura Ingalls Wilder, Week 8

Women
Carmen Electra
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Katie Holmes
Angelina Jolie
Beyonce Knowles
Nicole Richie
Ashlee simpson
Men
Nic Cage
Leo Dicaprio
Kfed
Nick Lachey
Jude Law
Matt McConaghy
Vince Vaughan

Week 8 match-ups

Laura Holt vs. Spellbound
Red Fraggle vs. Snarf
Laura Ingalls Wilder vs. Colt Seavers
Isaac, Your Bartender vs. Carol Seaver
Ponch vs. Blair Warner
Willis Jackson vs. A.J. Simon
Rudy Huxtable vs. Ferris Bueller
Mrs. King vs. Moogie

Overall standings, week 7

1. Carol Seaver, 6-1-0, 416 points
2. Ponch, 6-1-0, 377 points
3. Colt Seavers, 6-1-0, 369 points
4. Moogie, 5-2-0, 359 points
5. Isaac, Your Bartender, 4-3-0, 385 points
6. Ferris Bueller, 4-3-0, 295 points
7. Rudy Huxtable, 3-4-0, 388 points
8. Red Fraggle, 3-4-0, 380 points
9. Mrs. King, 3-4-0, 359 points
10. Laura Holt, 3-4-0, 312 points
11. Spellbound, 3-4-0, 273 points
12. Snarf, 3-4-0, 246 points
13. Laura Ingalls Wilder, 2-5-0, 328 points
14. A.J. Simon, 2-5-0, 270 points
15. Willis Jackson, 2-5-0, 245 points
16. Blair Warner, 1-6-0, 293 points

Head-to-head results, week 7

Laura Holt 66 points vs. Snarf 42 points
Colt Seavers 67 points vs. Red Fraggle 55 points
Laura Ingalls Wilder 80 points vs. Carol Seaver 69 points
Isaac, Your Bartender 68 points vs. Moogie 77 points
Spellbound 48 points vs. Rudy Huxtable 69 points
Ferris Bueller 85 points vs. Willis Jackson 23 points
A.J. Simon 59 points vs. Ponch 84 points
Blair Warner 66 points vs. Mrs. King 77 points

Celebrity points, week 7

Anderson, Pam 15
Aniston 3
Bass 1
Berry 0
Bell, Kristen 0
Combs, Sean "P. Diddy" 0
Cowell 3
Cruise 1
Diaz 1
Electra 1
Holmes 2
Hudson 1
Farrell, Colin 2
Federline 1
Ferrell, Will 2
Foxx 1
Garner 3
Gibson 11
Jackman 0
Jackson, Janet 1
Johansson 2
Jolie 1
Kidman (-2)
King, Gayle 1
Knightley 3
Lachey 20
Law 0
Lohan 5
Longoria 1
McConaughey 1
McPhee 1
Metcalfe 3
Minnillo 13
Miller, Sienna (-15) [this is what happens when they give you an entire page of fashion police]
Mills 0
Morton, Harry 1
Peet 1
Perry 1
Pitt 1
Portman 2
Prince 0
Richie 4
Rock, Kid 7
Simpson, Ashlee 1
Spelling 2
Thurman 0
Timberlake 4
Vaughn 0
Winfrey 2

Apologies and accessory of the week

Sorry I haven't submitted the results of this week yet--I have been working all weekend and am finally heading out to purchase the magazine. Results to follow soon.

The accessory of the week for next week: cell phone. Must be carried by the celebrity.

If only

Perez Hilton wasn't thrilled with this week's Us Weekly cover either. Here's what he says:

This is one of the worst covers ever!
If we ran Us Weekly, we would have made Melgate the main item and chosen the following sub-stories for the sidebar: Lindsay Lohan's crazy week, Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock's wedding, plus the truth about Justin & Cameron.

I have to agree! And if that were the case, I would have gotten every person on the cover and would be looking a whole lot better than I do with this Lachey/Minnillo crap.

Week 7 cover

Great, the first week I don't pick Lachey, and this is what happens.

Nick Lachey: 13 points
Vanessa Minnillo: 3 points
Pam Anderson: 3 points
Mel Gibson: 3 points
Leah Remini: 3 points

Preliminary standings:
Ferris Bueller: 22 points (Anderson, Minnillo, Gibson, Lachey)
Moogie: 22 points
Mrs. King: 22 points
Ponch: 22 points
Laura Ingalls Wilder: 22 points
Colt Seavers: 19 points (Anderson, Gibson, Lachey)
Carol Seaver: 19 points (Anderson, Gibson, Lachey)
Rudy Huxtable: 19 points (Anderson, Gibson, Lachey)
Blair Warner: 19 points (Anderson, Minnillo, Lachey)
Laura Holt: 16 points (Anderson, Lachey)
Willis Jackson: 13 points (Lachey)
Isaac, Your Bartender: 9 points (Anderson, Minnillo, Gibson)
A.J. Simon: 6 points (Anderson, Gibson)
Red Fraggle: 6 points (Anderson, Gibson)
Spellbound: 6 points (Anderson, Gibson)
Snarf: 3 points (Anderson)

Early Returns -- Week 7

Apparently, Vanessa is the anti-Jessica (wrote a whole dissertation on fish and chicken). Nick Lachey takes the cover and a Vanessa/Nick inset, Mel Gibson should have gotten the cover but didn't (I think I know who he blames) and Pam gets only an inset (apparently multiple weddings doesn't get the cover every week). And, in Saved by the Bell/Scientology news, Leah Remini has lost 80 pounds.

Some high-scoring battles shaping up this week . . .


LAURA HOLT 16 (Nick, Pam)
SNARF 3 (Pam)

RED FRAGGLE 6 (Pam, Mel)
COLT SEAVERS 19 (Nick, Mel, Pam)

LAURA INGALLS 22 (Nick, Vanessa, Mel, Pam)
CAROL SEAVER 19 (Nick, Pam, Mel)

ISAAC 6 (Mel, Pam)
MOOGIE 22 (Nick, Vanessa, Pam)

SPELLBOUND 6 (Pam, Mel)
RUDY HUXTABLE 19 (Nick, Pam, Mel)

FERRIS BUELLER 22 (Nick, Pam, Mel, Vanessa)
WILLIS JACKSON 13 (Nick)

AJ SIMON 6 (Pam, Mel)
PONCH 22 (Nick, Pam, Mel, Vanessa)

BLAIR WARNER 19 (Nick, Pam, Vanessa)
MRS. KING 22 (Nick, Pam, Mel, Vanessa)

Rules

I thought it would make sense to put all of the rules we have in one place, particularly because we now have rules about what to do if someone posts two A-listers.

1.) Everyone can post a team of seven women and seven men every week, no later than Sunday nights, 11:59 p.m. Eastern Time.

2.) If you don't post a new team by 11:59 p.m. ET on Sunday, the team you had from the previous week will be your team.

3.) You can only have one female member of the A-list and one male member of the A-list on your team at a time.

Female A-list
Jennifer Aniston
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears

Male A-list
George Clooney
Tom Cruise
Jake Gyllenhaal
Matthew McConaughey
Brad Pitt

4.) If you post a team with too many players, the names of the non-A-list players will go in a hat and one will be pulled. The name pulled out will be eliminated from your team for that week.

5.) If you post a team with too few players, the names of the non-A-list players you chose the week before who are not on your current team will be thrown into a hat. The one pulled will be added to your current team.

6.) If you choose too many A-listers in a week, the names of your chosen A-listers will be thrown in a hat. The name pulled will be your A-lister for the week. To fill the new empty spot on your team, follow rule 5.

7.) If you have trouble posting your team you must contact someone in the league before 11:59 p.m. ET on Sunday to get them to post your team. If you don't have internet access, call Red Fraggle or Laura Holt. (I'm not printing our numbers here, but we have e-mailed them to everyone.)

8.) There will be a six-team playoff. Teams ranked 1 and 2 at the end of the 15-week regular season will get a bye in the first week. Team 3 will play team 6 and team 4 will play team 5 in playoff week one. In playoff week two, team 1 will play the lower-seeded team remaining, team 2 will play the higher-seeded team remaining. The third playoff week, the two remaining teams will play for the championship.