Early Returns -- Week 9

Adultery is probably not the way to go about it, but I think Kate Hudson and the Butterscotch Stallion are going to be our generation's Hepburn/Tracy. They get started on being the iconic couple of the 21st century on the cover this week, with insets on Jessica Simpson with a Message for Nick; Katie Holmes, proud mother of somebody who, Jada Pinkett Smith insists, is real; and Nicole Richie explaining why she snapped (probably something to do with not eating).
I can score this week if nobody is desperate to score themselves.

LAURA HOLT 0
FERRIS BUELLER 3

RED FRAGGLE 3
SPELLBOUND 6

LAURA INGALLS 3
SNARF 6

ISAAC 3
COLT SEAVERS 3

MOOGIE 13
CAROL SEAVER 16

AJ SIMON 13
RUDY HUXTABLE 13

BLAIR WARNER 3
WILLIS JACKSON 6

PONCH 16
MRS. KING 6